I have a bone to pick with the databases of today. It has developed because of the frustrations I've had in writing, deploying, and interacting with databases over the years. In fact, I have three specific issues I want to talk about, and perhaps, come up with a few ideas to make databases great.
Before I get much farther, let's get a few points straight. First, I'm not in the NoSQL camp. Sorry if that disappoints you. Relational databases are great things. But, by the same token, the NoSQL camps have some neat ideas and there are times when going that route makes more sense than using relational databases. There are merits to both methodologies.
So let's get on with issue number one, and this is my biggest beef with databases as they exist today.
My code is not in my repository
Yes, that's right, it's as simple as that. But, what exactly does that mean? All of my code, including all of my business logic. All of my stored procedures, views and data definitions are stored on the database. Now, I know what most people are going to say at this point, that what I'm saying is false and a good repository holds the create and alter scripts for everything and as long as the database is kept in sync with the current version of the scripts, everything works.
Except when it doesn't.
Let me take a detour for a moment. If you have Perl Best Practices laying around, it's time to crack it open because Damian Conway has some sage advice that speaks to this issue. In Chaper 13 of Perl Best Practices, Damian goes out of his way to explain why exceptions are better than returning special values, specifically:
It's human nature to "trust but not verify".He goes on to explain that returning special values makes ignoring errors easy and dangerous. What happens when opening a file fails? In the normal case, open return a special value, in perl it's undef and in C it's -1. So, programmers have two choices. Either check for the special value and handle it, or ignore it and let the bug present itself later in some unrelated section of the code. Guess which one is easier? That's right,the obscure bug inducing option of doing nothing. Damian finishes this thought by explaining:
So what does this have to do with databases? It illustrates why I think alter and create scripts are bad. The developer trusts that those scripts have run, and often, do nothing to verify that. Yes, developers should check, just like they should always check return codes. But they don't. And that's my point, why should they? We, as programmers, have moved away from assuming that everyone agrees that everyone is talking the same way. We have doc-types at the top of XML files since we no longer assume we're all talking HTML 3.2. We have protocol versions embedded in streams so everyone knows how to communicate. We have extendable file formats that allow older readers to read newer files. But yet, when talking to databases, we assume that the triggers stored procedures are there.Don't return special error values when something goes wrong; throw an exception instead. The great advantage of exceptions is that they reverse the usual default behaviors, bringing untrapped errors to immediate and urgent attention.
Some clever programmers have recognized this issue and decided to completely avoid it by putting all of the business logic into the applications. I've done it before, and it's a solution. The major flaw with that is the logic is farther from the data when the desire is to get the business logic closer to the data so the logic is always applied at the database level. That also assumes that everyone is going to use the business logic or ORM to access the data. Hint, they're not always going to.
So on the one side, we have the maintenance cost of making sure the database we are talking to is always running the correct version of our database code (which is completely separate from the rest of our code). On the other side we have to make sure all of our business logic is ran no matter who interacts with the database.
I want to ask, why do I have to make a decision?